Okay...I'm sure you're probably getting tired of these but I think they are so funny!
Not only is it illegal to have sex with the lights on, one may not have sex in any position other than missionary.
You may not engage in business on Sundays, with the exception of almost every industry.
Driving while not wearing shoes is prohibited.
Police radar detectors are illegal. (I knew this one)
Citizens must honk their horn while passing other cars.
Children are not to go trick-or-treating on Halloween.
It is illegal to tickle women. (finally! A state that understands!)
No animal may be hunted for on Sunday with the exception of raccoons, which may be hunted until 2:00 AM.
Culpeper - No one may wash a mule on the sidewalk.
Norfolk- Spitting on a sea gull is not tolerated.
Women must wear a corsette after sundown and be in the company of male chaperone.
Prince William County - No person may keep a skunk as a pet.
It is illegal to cuss about another.
It is illegal to park a car on railroad tracks.
Richmond - It is illegal to flip a coin in a restaurant to see who pays for a coffee.
Stafford County - It is legal for a man to beat his wife on the courthouse steps so long as it is before 8:00 pm
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