Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Stupid State Laws - Kansas

Okay, I promise this is the last one.

Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats.

Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights. (much like the cats in Colorado)

No one may catch fish with his bare hands.

The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks.

If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.

Lawrence - All cars entering the city limits must first sound their horn to warn the horses of their arrival.

No one may wear a bee in their hat.

Topeka - It is illegal to drive one’s car through a parade.

No one may sing the alphabet on the streets at night.

Dead chickens may not be hauled across Kansas Avenue.

No one may scream at a haunted house.

The installation of bathtubs is prohibited.

Wichita - One can be sent to jail for up to a year for making lewd comments over the telephone.

One must get a permit from the city if they wish to take dirt from the airport.

Hopefully everyone in the city has a trash can, because dumping their waste in a city pool is against the law.

Before proceeding through the interesection of Douglas and Broadway, a motorist is required to get out of their vehice and fire three shot gun rounds into the air.

Any person caught using or carrying bean snappers or the like shall upon conviction, be fined.

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